Wednesday, September 30, 2020

The Babysitter: Killer Queen Movie Review (2020)


So many stories have more to tell. Vast number of characters we wonder what happened after the ending credits. Joe Dirt’s (2001) continuing story needed to be told (Kid Rock you suck for not coming back for the second movie!) God Damnit Not you Jason, No one cares! Now Cole on the other hand what happens after your freaky hot and super cool babysitter tried to have her way with you? Did that propel you to become the cool kid at school? Did you join forces with other badass teenagers throw on some spandex to fight evil? Did you finally write the song that would united the world? (oh, wait wrong movie….)

It's kinda of a joke IMDB only has this rated 5.9, with the tomato meter at 46%. Y’all not mad at Netflix for destroying your business model are ya? The studio system has for a long time messed up movies, forced actors into shitty roles, interfered with the filming, and butchered the editing (all Sam Peckinpah movies) and if god forbid a classic was made, they made sure the original people that made it a classic was no where near the remake. Every horror franchise ever except Saw (2004) which is why it is one of the highest grossing horror franchises and one of the newest.

It is awesome to see this awesome cast back again. Ken Marino has been crankin out several movies a year for over twenty years. Bad Milo (2013) is a must to check out. Robbie Amell only has a few scenes, and each one kills. Both Samara Weaving and Emily Alyn Lind both come back looking cute as ever with massive twists for their characters. Several newbies most notably Jenna Ortega playing the anti-social bad girl way better than Megan Fox ever could. Her character Phoebe is going to be a lot of fun to watch in the third movie.

Babysitter: Killer Queen

The Director McG keeps it close to the Two and a Half Men (2003-20015) formula. Really cute girls, bad jokes, absolute craziness it just seems so simple someone has to do make it. And I glad he did. I’m going to watch this movie again.


And remember freshman year is hard on everybody! Can’t wait for Junior Year!