First there was George Romero, then Lloyd Kaufman followed by Fred Olen Ray, backing Sam Raimi. Now there is Rickey Bird. It doesn’t matter how woke or how beta society becomes there will always be lonely, deviant teenage boys who want to see blood, broads, and boobs. NZG delivers that.
Starring the very naked and beautiful Nicole Cinaglia in the title role. She came here to get naked and kill zombies with a chainsaw. And she’s a strong powerful modern female so she can do both. Lucky us! D.T. Carney is chasing the money she’s carrying. Luck for us he’s a dude so he can’t multi-task, so he is fully clothed for a freezing winter night. And his aim isn’t much better than a storm trooper. Normally a chainsaw verses gun battle is kinda one sided. A beretta holds nine, and a chainsaw…….. I wonder how many zombies she gets per gallon?
NZGiB is a fun little movie to watch in a dark place, away from your mother. First rule of NZG is don’t talk about it or they will make you talk to a professional mental health specialist. God, definitely don’t post about it or you will wind up in Facebook jail. Quietly wait in your lair for this precious series to spawn another bloody disgusting, spartially clothed, two stroke fumed episode.
