Wednesday, October 14, 2026

'Kill Her with Goats' (2023) Movie Review


Interesting little movie focusing most of its efforts on gratuitous nudity. Don’t get me wrong put a beautiful person on screen reading a dictionary, it’s easy to watch and hard to turn off. This film could be so much more. Has a wonderful blend of legend, reality, and supernatural. The legend and supernatural felt underdeveloped, the gratuitous nudity felt overdeveloped (no pun intended).

 


Seeing Kane Hodder’s name made me click play. Being a huge name in horror movies for over three decades, in interviews he always seems to be a fan of the genre. Playing Goatface, he stalks the beautiful woman who should easily out run him. But we are sure glad they aren’t making much of an effort to get away (so is Kane, at his age he wouldn’t be able to catch, well anyone accept Betty White and she’s dead). What isn’t slowing down is his career. Eight upcoming projects are in the works. Including Spawn of the Dead which seems to include every B-list actor in Hollywood.

 

Kill Her with Goats YouTube Trailer

Directed by Steve Wolsh, whose main talent seems to be convincing beautiful women to star in his films. But to be fair, he made this movie on a limited budget and I want to see a sequel. The filming was started in 2015 but the didn’t get released till 2023. Guessing he faced plenty of issues trying to complete the film. His upcoming film is a remake of Return of the Living Dead 2027. Looking forward to seeing this. Most would try and sanitize it to reach a broader audience.  I have faith Steve is going to crank up the gore and nudity enough to make Art the Clown blush!

 


The one question you have to ask yourself before you watch this film, is do you want to see Kane Hodder chase nude women around? This movie is what every thirteen-year-old basement dwelling pimple face future film maker teen wishes they could make with their older sister’s friends.